Monday, 7 March 2011

Lunch, ruler of all meals...

Breakfast...Is it really the most important meal of the day? Some people will have you believe that it is, but those people are wrong, oh yes indeed, they are wrong!

I mean sure, you've got your tasty cereals, waffles, pancakes, toast & bagels, which are great, but none of that can stand up to the might that is, the lunchtime menu! When faced with the overwhelming variety and choice available at that midday meal, how could breakfast possibly hope to win?

And it has to be said that lunch wins out over the evening meal too, yes that's right people, dinner lives in the shadow of lunch.

At lunchtime, it doesn't matter how much you eat, how many courses you navigate your way through. You could consume a restaurant's entire menu, in one sitting, until their larder is bare, feast on the stodgiest meal known to humanity and still have the rest of the day for your digestive system to recover. But in the evening, I mean let's face it, if you're gonna eat a heavy meal at night, then you're most likely buying yourself a one way ticket to indigestion city & nobody wants that.

When it comes down to it, lunch reigns supreme over every other meal!

Sunday, 6 March 2011

Papering Over The Cracks....

So, with very little notice, the landlords are sending in some decorators tomorrow to jazz up the flats, replacing bathrooms, kitchens, painting the outer halls & front doors. They seem to want it all done in a hell of a rush, or as they put it 'before the warm weather arrives'. Now doesn't that just sound a tad suspicious, why would they want to paint & decorate in cold weather? And more to the point, these landlords have never ever cared about the state of the flats before. Now call me crazy but I reckon they're planning to sell the building out from under us, but don't quote me on that!
If it were up to me, the whole building would be condemned, (as it is falling apart), then torn down,  the whole area drenched in holy water(cos i'm sure this place is majorly haunted) & replaced with a nice public park...or maybe a mini shopping mall! One thing's for sure, this whole refurb is gonna be complete and total chaos!

A beginning...

So this is my first ever blog, designed purely to throw down onto the page, whatever thoughts happen to be running around in my mind at the time. I'll be talking about pretty much anything.